Redeeming Time

Time waits on no one. It marches on even when we are caught at an impasse and does not stop for anyone. It is the constant in life. Tick tock. Tick Tock…

I try not to be lazy. I try to use up as much time as I am given in a day. I am not perfect with my results, but at the end of the day I hope my ways please the Lord, and I have not wasted my time.

In my mind

Where can you reduce clutter in your life?

It is a true saying, ” Don’t sweat the small stuff.” Not worrying about every single thing declutters my mind.

If I worry about everything, I will be too stressed out, my heart will race, my pressure will sky rocket, and I could get seriously ill. 

I have to weigh what is priority and what is not.

Then, I worry about the priority?

No.

Then, I take a deep breath and weigh the consequences along with my actions. I have to be honest. I am not in control. I can do my best to deal with a situation and pray for the best result.

For example:

I have to make certain numbers for every business quarter. The economy is bad, people are hoarding their money, prices are high. I work on them, say the right things, and make my calls, which is the best I can do. I can’t sweat it. Living worried about my upcoming work day and the lack that may happen can do more damage to my health. My job is to do the right thing and leave everything else to God.

Why worry when I can pray.

The Lord has never failed me.

Laugh if you want, my belief and your disbelief do not make this less true. 

My motto is”  Don’t worry, be happy.”

Death of a friend…

The home call of a family friend, someone I have known from childhood, puts life into perspective.

Life is so fleeting with all the ups and downs. Yet, within the shadows of these trials and tribulations, there are moments of joy and blessing where there is singing and laughter. The complexities of living are something to hold fast and to give God thanks for all he has done and all he will do.

Blessed be the Lord, who daily loaded us with benefits. Psalm 68 verse 19.

Something New

God does not do the same thing the same way.

Every day is new.

Look for him to work for you. Know it and own it.

(Adapted from Isaiah 43 verse 19.)

Guidance at sunrise

I start the day by thanking the Lord and asking for guidance.

I learned I can’t do anything without him.

I try to recall his promises so I could thank him as I take hold of those words.

For example…

I pray, ” Lord, you promised to go before me and take control, making my path straight. I claim this promise and leave everything in thy hands. Amen.”

This is not a charm like a rabbit’s foot. It isn’t magic.

I know he is handling everything for me.

Nachos

What snack would you eat right now?

I love nachos.

Cheese is my weakness, especially with nice crisp chips. Not too loaded, then the chips get all soggy. The crunch is still very important.

Deliverer of the hopeless

Before the day was I am he…

Before time began, God was there.

There is none who can deliver out my hand…

He will never give you over. He keeps you close.

I will work, and who shall let it?

He will work on your behalf and who can stop it or who can handle it.

There is no one like the Lord.

(Adapted from Isaiah 43 verse 13.)😀

A Throne Spa ( or a pooping spa)

Come up with a crazy business idea.

Sometimes, you are not regular, and the flow is difficult. Constipation is hard, so to speak and embarrassing.

This spa will change all of that.

One week stay with no thought of embarrassing smells or pain.

Our beautiful manor is  located just outside of town on several acres of private rolling green land.

On arrival, you are greeted with respect and then whisked away to a private cabin housing first-class amenities and decor.

Each cabin has a private group of people who are there to cater to your needs while at the spa. They are introduced to you immediately. Your group consists of a concierge who is also your nutrition guide, a chef, a poop technician with assistant, a medical doctor, and a cleaning staff of three.

Information and video sessions are conducted in private as you sign a waiver.

Success is high.

We only have happy people leaving the spa at the end of the seven days. Please refer to our international reviews on all known social media platforms.

One thing you will notice at your stay is the  lack of unpleasant odors. The cabin is completely ventilated, and there is no use of perfumes. Just state the art inventions.

A special drink is given to you on arrival, with instructions to take a walk along one of your private paths so you can let out any air needed. You will not cross ways with other guests because the cabin, with its several pathways and gardens, is  all private.

No worries.

The special water treatment is the glory of this spa. This treatment consists of  a special bidet like device that streams water into your hole gently, then you wait  and as a gentle release happens, the clean warm waters of the bidet automatically spray up to clean  the body privates without the mess.

The food is organic and designed for your dietary needs to help with digestion and relief.

Have no fear it is all so delish.

But you will have to  remember to drink that nice smooth elixir before and after every meal. It is the star of the show designed to move things along. There is no medication but all natural, and it has the most  pleasant taste. You will feel one glass is not enough.

Towards the end of the stay, after your doctor gives you a full examination and you are able to relieve your system regularly, you will meet other guests in the main building for cocktails and a feast. Activities are encouraged, along with relaxation by the pool.

Again, there is surprisingly no odor or sounds of forced air. Manners are needed here.

At the end of your stay, you are no longer plugged.

Once you settle the very economic bill, a smile on your lips and a walk with a spring in your step will be your reward.

All is good.

Thank you.

P.S.

We also do private and corporate groups, including bachelorette and bachelor parties. 

We all need relief.

My fake Barbie

Describe an item you were incredibly attached to as a youth. What became of it?

I asked Mom for a Barbie doll, and she went out and bought an imitation, Barbie.

I was clearly disappointed, but as a good girl, I thanked my Mom. I could hardly protest at the tender age of nine.

Nevertheless, the first thing to go was her hair. Her head was patchy and messy. Then her clothes began to fade in color. It was all so disappointing but I got to go out and buy some doll clothes as replacements for the faded ones. That was my Mom’s way of making things better.

Then, as time went by and her hair all fell out, it wasn’t so bad. I got a major haircut around the same time and the genius as I am, I made my little fake Barbie, a wig from my hair.

It was cool.

She was a white doll with black curl hair. She was my mixed chick. My white and black friends were envious because my doll sported a black afro.

Yes!!!

I don’t know what happened to her, but she was my friend for a long time until I started on comic books, and then I forgot all about my little fake Barbie Frankenstein.

What about the caregivers of those who are ill?

No one talks about the caregivers. It is a thankless and exhausting job to take care of a loved one who has physical or mental concerns.

Yet, it can be a blessing

There are good days and bad days, but looking at the situation with a compassionate eye makes the weariness of each task almost fade away into nothingness.

Some people say it is a calling. Clearly, those folks are the ones who have never seen another person’s most basic needs. 

It is not a calling but is a creation or necessity of life with all its varying circumstances.

One thing I know for sure is that when times get tough, never turn your back on that vulnerable loved one. If you need help, just ask.

My grace is sufficient for you, for my strength is made perfect in weakness. 2 Corinthians 12 verse 9.