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Sometimes, you are not regular, and the flow is difficult. Constipation is hard, so to speak and embarrassing.
This spa will change all of that.
One week stay with no thought of embarrassing smells or pain.
Our beautiful manor is located just outside of town on several acres of private rolling green land.
On arrival, you are greeted with respect and then whisked away to a private cabin housing first-class amenities and decor.
Each cabin has a private group of people who are there to cater to your needs while at the spa. They are introduced to you immediately. Your group consists of a concierge who is also your nutrition guide, a chef, a poop technician with assistant, a medical doctor, and a cleaning staff of three.
Information and video sessions are conducted in private as you sign a waiver.
Success is high.
We only have happy people leaving the spa at the end of the seven days. Please refer to our international reviews on all known social media platforms.
One thing you will notice at your stay is the lack of unpleasant odors. The cabin is completely ventilated, and there is no use of perfumes. Just state the art inventions.
A special drink is given to you on arrival, with instructions to take a walk along one of your private paths so you can let out any air needed. You will not cross ways with other guests because the cabin, with its several pathways and gardens, is all private.
No worries.
The special water treatment is the glory of this spa. This treatment consists of a special bidet like device that streams water into your hole gently, then you wait and as a gentle release happens, the clean warm waters of the bidet automatically spray up to clean the body privates without the mess.
The food is organic and designed for your dietary needs to help with digestion and relief.
Have no fear it is all so delish.
But you will have to remember to drink that nice smooth elixir before and after every meal. It is the star of the show designed to move things along. There is no medication but all natural, and it has the most pleasant taste. You will feel one glass is not enough.
Towards the end of the stay, after your doctor gives you a full examination and you are able to relieve your system regularly, you will meet other guests in the main building for cocktails and a feast. Activities are encouraged, along with relaxation by the pool.
Again, there is surprisingly no odor or sounds of forced air. Manners are needed here.
At the end of your stay, you are no longer plugged.
Once you settle the very economic bill, a smile on your lips and a walk with a spring in your step will be your reward.
All is good.
Thank you.
P.S.
We also do private and corporate groups, including bachelorette and bachelor parties.
We all need relief.
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